The Long Dark Tramworks Of The Soul*

Oh no, not again.  Another badly mismanaged capital project brought to you by The City of Edinburgh Council as Princes Street closes down again to facilitate repairs on track that may never be used at a cost that would make you weep profusely.

Democracy - and the Peter Principle - in action.









 * with apologies to the late Douglas Adams.

Excelsior! The Forty-five Year Mission: 1966-2011.

"You're all astronauts, on some kinda star trek!"

Circus Maximus.

Bread and circuses!

Picasso's Goldfish.

Used to belong to Georges Braque, who had won him in a fairground.

"GOJIRA!!!"

"I can't believe that Gojira was the only surviving member of its species... But if we continue conducting nuclear tests... it's possible that another Gojira might appear somewhere in the world again!"

The Luftwaffe.

Life-size miniature jets.

Assembly Line.

"... I've tried to tell you before, scientists will always be pawns of the military!"